Humor
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-01-10 | Author:Wendelin Van Draanen

I’M STILL IN A COMPLETE FUNK the next day, and in no mood for icy Ms. Rucker. “Jessica,” she says after the tardy bell rings, “when are you planning to ...
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-10-05 | Author:Whoopi Goldberg

Chapter 34 Play Nice or Stay Home Rude fans at sports stadiums don’t stop at heckling. Hell, no. Why should they be satisfied merely yelling trash about a player’s mother’s ...
( Category: Etiquette Guides & Advice May 7,2014 )
epub, mobi, pdf |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Shamim Sarif [Sarif, Shamim]

‘I see. So we each get five minutes of hand-holding? I get a night in Oxford, he gets a night in London?’ She felt Tala pull back slightly, felt her ...
( Category: Literary May 6,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2014-02-11 | Author:Weir, Andy [Weir, Andy]

••• “DO YOU believe in God, Venkat?” Mitch asked. “Sure, lots of ’em,” Venkat said. “I’m Hindu.” “Ask ’em all for help with this launch.” “Will do.” Mitch stepped forward ...
( Category: Hard Science Fiction May 6,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2013-10-29 | Author:George R. R. Martin

—A Game of Thrones * * * Being randy is the next best thing to being drunk. * * * —A Dance with Dragons * * * Do I really ...
( Category: Rhetoric May 6,2014 )
mobi, azw3, epub, pdf |eng | 2011-12-31 | Author:Geoff Tibballs

Next he asked the second man, a marine, who answered: ‘I’ll have from the tips of both arms outstretched, sahr!’ ‘OK,’ said the commander, measuring the marine’s outstretched arms. ‘That’s ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage May 6,2014 )
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2011-10-27 | Author:Gardner Dozois

* * * * Half past three at the Cupid Club. On Limekiller’s table, the usual sin-gle bottle of beer. Also, the three chaparitas of rum which he had bought— ...
( Category: Anthologies May 6,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-10-01 | Author:Greg Bardsley

Seven This much I know . . . David Duncan is in his $3 million home on Jackson Street, near Broderick–Pacific Heights. He’s in the office, tapping on his laptop, ...
( Category: Satire May 6,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-01-01 | Author:Greg Olear

STACY (sighing) Mary-Louise Parker. REID Huh? STACY Sorry. It’s just people always mistake me for Mary-Louise Parker. Reid takes the opportunity to size her up. REID I don’t see it. ...
( Category: Humorous May 6,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2011-10-27 | Author:Gardner Dozois

* * * * This, then, was my world at seven of our world’s long years, and perhaps for half a year beyond. Most of my days were spent in ...
( Category: Anthologies May 6,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2004-07-27 | Author:Al Franken [Franken, Al]

Janacek was referring to the closed captioning that the memorial’s organizers had thoughtfully provided for the hearing impaired. Janacek, perhaps, was thinking impaired. Or, more likely, honesty impaired. On radio, ...
( Category: Conservatism & Liberalism April 29,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-04-22 | Author:Christopher Moore [Moore, Christopher]

FIFTEEN What Wicked Webs CHORUS: Plots in dark Iago’s mind, Like spiders’ wicked webs unwind, In every glance he finds a slight, A mark for vengeful arrow’s flight, Schemes unveiled ...
( Category: Humorous April 29,2014 )
mobi |nld | 1993-01-01 | Author:James Clavell

Het in de greep van panische angst verkerende meisje reed in volle galop terug naar de kust, een afstand van nog ongeveer een kilometer, over verraderlijke voetpaden dwars door de ...
( Category: Historical April 29,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Scott Adams

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( Category: Satire April 29,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Scott Adams

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( Category: Business & Professional April 29,2014 )